Kelly Brock & Relay stills nude in “Piranha 3d” remastered

Kelly Brock & Relay stills nude in “Piranha 3d” remastered

There is no denying that “Piranha 3D” was a terrifying film… For the thought that in any body of water in the heathen West there could be naked women blasphemously lesbodyking deep in the murky depths certainly chills us, pious Muslim men, to the core.

Especially if they are banged-out whores like Kelly Brook and Riley Steele… The run-off from their oozing sex organs could pollute even the largest of the great lakes, leaving all the aquatic life infected with a militant strain of gonorrhea.

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